Travelling

Going to Edmonton this weekend, I knew there would be some traveling involved. What I didn't know is how much traveling would actually be done.

"Hey ref, does your wife know you're screwing us?" "Maybe try these glasses, because yours clearly aren't working."

A few common things heard at a hockey game to the referee when you aren't happy with the officiating. I was tempted to try one of these on the weekend in Edmonton. Can someone explain to the official in our last game what traveling is? An incompetent ignoranamus he was. After the 17th traveling call for each respective team, I decided that the game was a joke. We did come out on top of the toilet bowl game 76-66, but obviously the officiating was up to the level of a grade 5 SMBA game. You are allowed to pivot. You can even lift one foot off the floor and keep the other on the ground. You can even jump onto two feet at the exact same time. These are rules of basketball where you will not be called for traveling.

At least we got to go to West Ed and watched Dumb and Dumber on the bus... "Mock... ya... king... ya... mockingbird ya..." "tic-tac sir?" ... "What's all this one in a million stuff?"